You write your final final exam at DSU, you step out into a glorious, non-life-threatening December day... or so you think (cue Jaws theme)...
Meanwhile, several blocks away, the folks at West Center Baptist might want to check what they're paying the kid shoveling their sidewalk (click pic to enlarge):
I tried that trick on my dad when I was little. I thought my argument that shoveling just half the sidewalk would bring people closer together was a brilliant riff on the Christmas theme. My dad was not impressed.
Evidently the city has called in help to hand out snow removal tickets:
The Tea City Police
Mustang—doh! Charger!—made a trip to Madison, complete with NASCAR-approved cow catcher on the front. Say, wouldn't that trooper car look even more super with a little Knight Rider-style light on the hood for cop flashers?