Rounds Drinks Kool-Aid, Accepts Obama Appointment

Socialist/Globalist Flags in Pierre Due Shortly

Governor M. Michael Rounds has succumbed to the seduction of the Marxist cabal currently occupying the White House, accepting President Barack Obama's appointment to the ominously named Council of Governors. This newly formed star chamber of state leaders carries a shadowy portfolio, including the "synchronization and integration of State and Federal military activities."

The mandated bipartisan nature of the committee—five governors from each party— demonstrates the clever charade of national unity the White House usurper will use to tear the nation apart. The geographical distribution of the appointees, with appointees from Arizona and Vermont, Washington State and North Carolina, reveals the sinister plot for coordinated nationwide suppression of political resistance. Selection of governors of Maryland and Virginia proves the President's intent to tighten his iron grip on the nation's capital and the Eastern seaboard. The inclusion of the Puerto Rican governor unmasks Obama's plans to internationalize his executive coup and expand the de jure authority of the enslaving Federal Reserve.

Sorry—just had to throw the Illuminati off my scent. We now return you to our regularly scheduled blogging.

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Update 2010.07.11: I was kidding... but Constitution Party candidate for Secretary of State Lori Stacey isn't. She says pretty much what I say above about the Council of Governors... and believes every word.