That ban failed, as had its carbon-almost-copy in 2006, and our country sank into godless socialism.
Uh oh—what's that ominous sound rising from the fiery depths?
Last year the town of Faith decided it was time for a new well to supply their water. They had no idea what they were about to stumble on.
"We didn't find water, but we did find traces of oil," Faith Mayor Glen Haines said.
Haines said he didn't know the magnitude of what they hit until a local geologist contacted Nakota Energy, an oil company from Colorado.
"In the last year we've been working more on this with this company, and they're the ones getting more excited about it, kinda exciting the whole community," Haines said [Austin Hoffman, "Faith Hits Oil," KELOLand.com, 2010.05.12].
Just so we're clear: we get news of an oil strike in Faith in the year when there is no abortion ban on our ballot. How can this be? Folks in Faith must be tossing local virgins down the well to appease the petro-gods.
We don't need to win God's favor to find oil. We just need Faith to dig a water well.