After ten years of serious bum friction, I decide it's time to buy a new bike seat. I order another split seat, designed to preserve proper sensation and function in the old kibble and bits (the old split saddle did a fine job of keeping my parts... sensational). Planet Bike calls their seat the "Anatomical Relief Saddle." Cool. Fine.
Then I catch the abbreviation. This is what I now sit on while pedaling:
Mayor Huether thinks the Events Center makes us money - Oh, Mike, how you twist thee . . . As he was gloating over the ‘Ask the Mayor’ show Holsen produces and his great service of informing the public (because ...
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