Funniest Bike Part I've Bought

After ten years of serious bum friction, I decide it's time to buy a new bike seat. I order another split seat, designed to preserve proper sensation and function in the old kibble and bits (the old split saddle did a fine job of keeping my parts... sensational). Planet Bike calls their seat the "Anatomical Relief Saddle." Cool. Fine.

Then I catch the abbreviation. This is what I now sit on while pedaling:

Clever devils.