DNA Theft -- Madville Times Demands Return of Genes

In his/her/its first weekend of operation, the recombinant replicant South Dakota Blog Watch (Wo?)Man 2.0 has offered a positive assessment of the Madville Times, for which this writer is sincerely grateful.

However, the mysterious sdbwm2 has unfortunately tipped its/her/his mutant hand as to its closely guarded identity (surely the next biggest secret in the SD blogosphere... maybe bigger than the whereabouts/workabouts of Shawn Cable!). Obviously, such praise could only come from the Madville Times's own self-promoting DNA, which has evidently been lifted without its owner's knowledge. The Madville Times protests this heinous violation of personal integrity in the strongest terms and demands the return of this precious DNA... or at least royalties for the use of the literary brilliance contained therein!