Compared to SB 20, this new measure, SB 185, is at least funny. It lists specific messages to be banned from South Dakota license plates, including...
- the number 69, "unless used in combination with the vehicle make" (sorry, Bryan Adams fans -- and you know who you are -- "SUMR 69" is right out);
- any reference to illegal drugs or paraphrenalia (alas, no "BIGBONG" for bell makers);
- any reference to folks who use illegal drugs (if we're counting past use, looks like "MPEACHW" might be outlawed after all, not to mention "CLINTON");
- any reference to race, color ("BLACK"?!), ethnic heritage, sexual orientation (forget about "STR8"), disability status, or political statement, with exceptions for "generally accepted" racial or ethnic terms, like "IRISH" or "VIKINGS" (though I'm betting other sections mean "PACKERS" is out);
- any reference to a government agency (perhaps my conservative friends would agree that government agencies are inherently obscene).
One glaring oversight: this bill takes no steps to eliminate the inevitable serendipitous occurrences of "69" in standard license plates. "43A D69" -- yikes! The state itself is issuing hundreds of such filthy license plates. Deb Hillmer and the county treasurers should be rounded up and sternly chastised, perhaps even subjected to a week-long sensitivity seminar.
This is the silliest legislation I've read yet this session. What does it take to kill a bad idea once and for all in Pierre?
Update 2008.01.30: This bill was so bad, the DMV itself didn't want it. Napoli himself asked the Senate Transportation committee to kill the bill, and they did so yesterday, without comment.
I had a female employee who was from Lincoln County and her license plate started with 44D. She said she was always being bothered at stop signs about the 44D portion of her plate by some of our sophisticated smoothies, perhaps looking for a buxom date.
ReplyDeleteMaybe all reference to bra sizes should be eliminated from counties across the state? I always wanted the plate GOGETR, but in case someone feels that may imply a potential serial killer, I'd better pass.
maybe we have to many people in the legislgature with too much time on thier hands and not enough to do. never thought it would be this much effort put into this thing about vanity plates
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