New Russian hat?
Head-mounted battering ram for plowing through Black Frdiay shopping crowds?
Franken Mobile Satellite Uplink 2.0?
Nope. Something even more valuable:
Sometimes you're having so much fun, you don't notice your hat is covering your very funky sunglasses.
Free books: Music and literature - I hope that real authors who aren’t newspaper reporters aren’t upset that I am giving books away. Candidly, these books are my treasures that must be freed...
8 hours ago