The Lake Herman Sanitary District appears to be in for another three years of a dull status quo. In an absolute repudiation of anti-incumbent fervor, no one but the incumbent, current Lake Herman Sanitary District presiding officer Cory Allen Heidelberger (that's me) filed a nominating petition for that office by today's deadline.
See, Larry, that's why I couldn't run against Senator Thune this year. I still have my lake to protect from the encroachment of urbanization and expensive wastewater systems with moving parts.
Unless a surprise petition reaches me by registered mail with a Wednesday postmark, I will preside for another three years over one of the least active and least necessary taxing entities in the state of South Dakota. Ah, government.
I know there's a joke in here somewhere... give me a few hours and I'll come up with something! :P
ReplyDeleteI think I have your address wrong - my check for your campaign came back. Or was it refused because the $1,000 I sent was above the allowable limit?
ReplyDeleteRespectfully,
An outside-of-Madison-moneyed-interest
You Democrat. Get used to the poop; it is forever.
ReplyDeleteCory: I am sorely tempted accept your invitation to poop jokes, but I just can't bring myself to do it. It's too cheap a shot, and you are too beautiful a target.
ReplyDeleteI will only say that I feel better about the Republic knowing that such citizens as yourself are managing its wastes.
Ken, Matt, everybody needs a good poop joke every now and then. That's a big part of why I enjoy the position.
ReplyDeleteFather Tim: feel free to redirect that check to a parish that needs to upgrade its wastewater system. :-)
Larry: the metaphorical possibilities are endless.
Dr. Blanchard, curious why you didn't correct Pat's egregious misappropriation of your post: http://southdakotapolitics.blogs.com/south_dakota_politics/2010/06/my-bad.html
ReplyDeleteVote Heidelberger... He's a teacher, so he's used to catching crap all day!
ReplyDeleteTalent like this... why am I not a millionaire! LOL
Vote for Cory... he's not as "Corny" as the other candidates!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think... too much?
How about: "Cory's #1 ...and #2!
ReplyDeleteSorry man. Jackrabbit got my juices flowing.
(...okay, stop Bill, ...stop... now.)
"sprootch"
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