Not just Björk; The Bjork!
[Björk pic from here; The Bjork pic from here]
I just found the best political domain name in South Dakota, and it belongs to a candidate from right here in Madison.
Who is it? Independent/Glenn Beck candidate for District 8 House Jason Lee Bjorklund is online with TheBjork.com (No
umlaut, please).
We can talk Bjorklund's politics later—right now, folks just want to
go to the lake (typical
human behaviour). Permit me, therefore, to restrict my comments to my entirely superficial admiration for Bjorklund's domain name choice. There's got to be some Google juice spillover the candidate will get from the
queen of Icelandic surreal-pop, right? The marketing association catches the thoughtful hip who want to
unravel cookie-cutter media messages from blow-dried talking heads. With a domain name like this, Bjorklund can shout to voters, "
There's more to life than this!
It's in our hands! Declare independence and vote for an
army of me to shake up Pierre!"
And on the off chance that Bjorklund could
possibly, maybe lose in November, he still has a domain name with zip, verve, even
big time sensuality, available for all sorts of other ventures, not some silly Web albatross like
KarpenForPUC.com or
KristiForCongress.com that's pretty useless once you lose the election. TheBjork.com could
one day have some serious resale value, which could make Jason
violently happy.
Now if I could just get him to campaign in a
swan dress. 100,000 Web hits per day, guaranteed.
Update 2022.06.26: Google Blogger unpublished this post 12 years later, claiming that it violated their malware and viruses policy. I have not attempted to transmit any malware or viruses. The only thing I can speculate may be wrong is that TheBjork.com doesn't show any Bjorklund info any more (last I heard, Bjorklund ran for an SDGOP convention voting spot in Minnehaha County this year and got trounced by Rep. Chris Karr). I'll deactivate those links and see if that makes Google happy.
After I read his biography I thought I was reading the script for a new Delta Force movie.
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