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Showing posts with label Scott Parsley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scott Parsley. Show all posts

Monday, November 5, 2012

District 8 Legislative Candidates' Forum: What They Said

I managed to watch the final District 8 Legislative candidates' forum this weekend, courtesy of KJAM's diligent election videography.

Here's what I learned:
  1. Charlie Johnson could have become a lawyer. In his introduction, Johnson said he was accepted into USD's law school but turned that down to work as a small-farm advocate.
  2. The man Johnson wants to replace, Senator Russell Olson, doesn't understand the disconnect between what he says and what he does on education. He says he's deeply concerned about raising teacher pay. He says he opposes Initiated Measure 15 because it doesn't guarantee that the new revenue goes to teachers. He says he supports Referred Law 16 because it is the first time he and his fellow legislators have made an effort to pay great teachers more. But Russ, if paying teachers more is such a priority for you, why didn't you get around to it until the sixth year of your time in Pierre?
  3. Leslie Heinemann isn't a complete GOP tool. Instead of the vague, evidenceless claims that Senator Olson and fellow House candidate Gene Kroger make for Governor Daugaard's education agenda, Heinemann admits his reservations about the bonus program for teachers. He says he can "discriminate" in his small business and pay more to the employees he thinks are working hard. He recognizes, however, that it's difficult to impose the private business model on public schools.
  4. Charlie Johnson sums up Referred Law 16's merit pay plank best: "I don't cultivate, fertilize, and harvest only 20% of my acres. I take care of all my acres. That's the way we have to do education, take care of all of education." He says Russ and the Governor are using Referred Law 16 as a "diversion tactic" to keep us from focusing on the real problem if their neglect of K-12 education funding.
  5. Amendment M is not going to pass, and even Russ Olson doesn't care. He says the amendment on corporate voting and regulation would create a more business-friendly climate in South Dakota—and when Russ says "business-friendly," he means crony-capitalist. But Russ acknowledges that there hasn't been much effort to educate the public on the merits of M, so he appears to shrug at its prospects, as did most other candidates at the podium.
  6. As I expected, Gene Kroger is least equipped to deal with policy issues. On Initiated Measure 15, while the other candidates addressed the regressive nature of the sales tax, the size of the proposed increase (excellent rebuttal from Roy Lindsay, explaining that IM15 is not the largest tax increase in South Dakota history), and the merits of spending the money on K-12 education and Medicaid, Kroger reverted to his Grumpy Old Party talk about inflation and how he has to pay twice as much for his pork and beans. Note to Gene: under President Barack Obama, monthly inflation has averaged 1.6%. Under President George W. Bush, it was 2.8%. From 1914 to 2008, it was 3.4%.
  7. Asked about rising student debt, Kroger again shrugged his grumpy old shoulders and said students have to "decide if this is what I want to do and do I want to pay the price to do it." He asserted that South Dakota tuition is lower and students have less debt than in other states, which is GOP code for "Quit your bellyaching." It's also only one-third true. South Dakota graduates have the median student debt in the country, which happens to be less than the national average. But South Dakota has the second-highest percentage (76%) of students graduating with debt. And given that our wages are the second-lowest in the nation, those students have an even harder time paying off their debt.
  8. All six candidates expressed their eagerness to use government to create jobs by protecting and expanding Dakota State University. Senator Olson confirmed that he is hoping to arrange for the state to acquire the current Madison Community Hospital property when that organization builds its new facility on the south side of Madison.
  9. While Russ Olson thinks getting DSU more land and buildings will help the university, Charlie Johnson says that if we want students to fill those buildings, we need to find more state support to keep tuition affordable. 
On the whole, if you have to pick a Republican in District 8. He at least shows signs of critical thinking that go beyond what Fox News or Governor Daugaard tell him to think. But the joy of living in District 8 is that you do not have to pick a Republican. You have a full slate of Democratic candidates. Charlie Johnson, Scott Parsley, and Roy Lindsay will legislate with more concern for the common good and sensible, evidence-based policy than their Republican counterparts.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

East River Hearts TransCanada and Keystone Pipeline

Veteran journalist and greenhorn blogger Bob Mercer notes that my friends at East River Electric, part of Madison's Democratic mafia (counterweight to the Republican mafia at Heartland), stand to gain nicely from the increased demand for electricity brought by TransCanada's Keystone pipeline. It will take a lot of juice to pump 590,000 barrels of tax-free oil each day across South Dakota. East River's 2008 annual report touts the promised increase in construction of power lines and substations, as well as the pipeline's potential to "relieve our dependence on Mideast oil by importing oil from a friendly nation." (At least they recognize it's still foreign oil.)

Boy, and I gave Senator Russell Olson a hard time for taking money from a TransCanada lobbyist. My guy Scott Parsley is assistant general manager at pipeline-loving East River.

At today's annual meeting, East River officials will likely express agreement with Tony's comment yesterday that increased energy consumption is good. I suspect the Sibsons and other South Dakota landowners might offer a reason or two to the contrary.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Olson Beats Parsley: A Partisan Ponders

Regular readers will note that I laid odds on the District 8 House race (and I was right!) but I avoided doing the same for the District 8 Senate race. I was as much in the tank for Dem House candidates Mitch Fargen and Gerry Lange as I was for Dem Senate candidate Scott Parsley. But I was also knocking on doors and working on Scott's website. And readers, you know I wanted to beat Russ. I've wanted to beat him since he used big money and CreditSoup marketing to beat Gerry back in 2006. So personally and politically, I had a different sort of investment in the Senate race. It was hard enough to come up with even remotely objective odds on the House race. I didn't want to try on the Senate race.

But now it's over. The guy I backed got beat. I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to move to District 7. I'm not going to accuse 55% of my neighbors of "a moment of self-destructive insanity" or brand the winner a "clearly immoral leader." That kind of talk is for whiners who can't face reality.

So help me face reality. Readers, voters, local pundits, you tell me: How did Russ Olson beat Scott Parsley?

I have a number of theories; the problem is, none of them square with all that happened in District 8 last night:
  1. District 8 doesn't like Dems: Nope. District 8 elected two Dems to the House. Three out of four counties voted for Obama over McCain. Sanborn County has some hard red precincts, but most of our chunk of Highway 34 is big blue.
  2. The voters wanted experience: That doesn't explain the voters giving 26-year-old Mitch Fargen the most votes for House.
  3. Scott didn't campaign hard enough. We knocked on every town door in the district, except for maybe Pat Prostrollo's and few others we knew we probably could sway.
  4. Scott campaigned too hard. Mitch Fargen hit the doors and ads and parades as hard as Parsley, and he won. Russ's advertising paid Jon Hunter's utilities for the rest of the year.
  5. Russ had a better Madison advantage. Tempting to say the Chamber/LAIC put Russ over the top, but that's not it. Sure, Russ won Ward 1, the bigger richer part of Madison, but Scott won Wards 2 and 3. Scott won 3 other precincts, around Ramona, Carthage, and Canova, but Russ won majorities everywhere else. And the Madison advantage didn't save Jerry Johnson, who won Lake County but came in third everywhere else.
  6. More voters need to read the Madville Times. True! but not a factor. ;-)
  7. Money talks. Plausible, but not perfect. Russ and Mitch were the big District 8 spenders. They both came out on top. But Gerry L. made it on less money that Jerry J. spent (at least according to the pre-general filings).
The only explanation that seems to hold water may be the obvious: Russ is just a great candidate, a great guy, and everybody likes him... and he just happens to be an incumbent (sort of). Scott's a great candidate, a great guy, and generally liked as well, but maybe faced with two great guys, 55% of voters took the conservative position and stuck with the status quo (sort of).

So what do you think, neighbors? You be the pundit! Why did the District 8 Senate race go the way it did?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Polls: Parsley Persists over Olson

Gallup isn't dropping by Lake County, and the Party central committees aren't about to release their internal data, so this is the best District 8 polling you're going to get: Democrat Scott Parsley beats Republican Russell Olson in the latest Madville Times poll on the District 8 State Senate race. Parsley pulled 62% of our click-inclined readership (actually, 34/54 rounds up to 63%); Olson drew 37%.

For those of you who can't get enough of clicking for Scott or Russ, KJAM's Senate poll remains active. After our call to arms yesterday morning, Parsley is back on top as of 07:35 CDT, 58–42.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Once More Unto the Breach: Parsley vs. Olson on KJAM!

Sound the trumpets, Parsley partisans! Lorin Larsen must have seen the Madville Times Senate poll (up there in the right-hand corner—vote now!) and decided he needed to counter by rerunning KJAM's poll on the District 8 Senate race between Democrat Scott Parsley and Republican Russell Olson. Back in September, after a hard-fought online battle, Parsley and Olson came out about even (anyone remember the final numbers?). Now we see the numbers flipping back and forth: Parsley had a commanding 62-38 lead yesterday afternoon, but then CreditSoup must have sent the kids home to do some Web-surfing and flip the numbers: Russ is back on top 64-36.

My friends, there is but one appropriate response: Charge!!! Get over to KJAM, cast your vote, and show the world that District 8 is all about truth, justice, and online citizen activism... or at least having fun with online polls!

(By the way, Lorin, I'm still waiting for my commission on all the extra hits you got last time... ;-) )

Monday, October 27, 2008

Numbers: Campaign Finance in District 8

Campaign finance numbers for District 8 legislative candidates (all links to PDF docs on the most informative website in Pierre, courtesy of Secretary of State Chris Nelson):
Candidate Total Donations (Direct and In-Kind) Total Individual Donations, i.e. not from party or PAC
(% of total donations)
Unitemized Individual Donations, i.e. $100 or less
(% of indiv donations)
Amount of own money spent
Russell Olson $59,984.25 $31,316
(52%)
$1,133
(4%)
$0
Scott Parsley $34010.65 $25,860.65
(76%)
$14,260.65
(55%)
$0
Mitch Fargen $15,740 $12,140
(77%)
$8,415
(69%)
$1,027.40
Jerry Johnson $7,118.25 $5,900
(83%)
$850
(14%)
$526.16
Gerry Lange $1,025 $175
(17%)
$175
(100%)
$3,091.45
Patricia Stricherz $2,938.25 $100
(3%)
$100
(100%)
$0

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Olson Goes Negative, Calls Parsley (Gasp!) a Lobbyist

Republican candidate for District 8 State Senate Russell Olson must be feeling the heat. At last night's candidates forum in Madison, Olson and his opponent, Democrat Scott Parsley, were asked "What differentiates you from your opponent?" Parsley addressed two policy issues, saying he will support more funding than Olson has for education and renewable energy incentives. Olson chose the personal over policy, touting his two years of experience as a legislator. He then characterized Parsley's experience in Pierre and in Washington "as a lobbyist and special interest." Olson said that lobbyists tell people how to vote while legislators listen and serve.

Now I feel a little silly calling that charge political hardball, but in the relatively gentle world of District 8 politics, that's about as close to throwing a punch as we get.

I don't mind hardball—that's politics. That's how the game is played, especially if you think you're behind. It's just too bad that Olson plays it so poorly. All too often, Olson uses keywords and catchphrases in limp attempts to appeal to casual listeners without apparently thinking about what he's actually saying.

Sure, Scott Parsley is a registered lobbyist in Pierre. He goes to Pierre to represent East River Electric... which means if you get electricity from East River, he's representing your interests. He does the same thing for East River and its customers that Russell Olson's employer, Heartland Consumer Power District, hires Dennis and Drew Duncan* to do. Heartland's March 2005 newsletter (PDF!) proudly touts its lobbying efforts "to promote and protect the interests of our Customers" (wow, you even get a capital C). That newsletter directs folks to contact Tim Muellenberg and Russell Olson himself with any questions about specific legislation Heartland may be lobbying for or against.

Olson's previous employer, the Lake Area Improvement Corporation, also had a lobbyist in Pierre, representing, I'm sure, the interests of anyone who supports economic development in Lake County.

Given Olson's comment last night, I guess we should be shocked—shocked!—that he would even associate with such organizations.

Olson's jab evidently means we shouldn't vote for his fellow Republican Jerry Johnson: he's a registered lobbyist for the City of Madison. Other nefarious lobbyist types in our midst:
  • Kristofer Beck (Student Federation)
  • Bryan Crocker (Prostrollo Auto Mall)
  • Charlie Johnson (Dakota Rural Action)
  • Jerome Lammers (Pork Producers Council, 1998)
  • Don Marker (Sioux Valley Energy)
  • Dr. David Rossing (State Medical Association)
  • Bob Sahr (East River)
  • Pete Stemper (Prostrollo Auto Mall)
Well, I guess we have it straight from Russ: Prostrollo Auto Mall "tells people how to vote." I knew it!

Olson's lobbying jab against Parsley is just silly. It's another example of the Olson campaign acting like some other Republicans we know: just saying stuff, avoiding policy, campaigning by connotation, and in the end, dragging itself and its fellow Republicans down.

But don't worry: if Olson loses on November 4, he'll probably still get to go to Pierre. Heartland will send him out to lobby—I mean, "promote and protect the interests of our Customers."

*Russ's boss, Heartland GM Mike McDowell, further touts Denny Duncan's paid lobbying in Heartland's March 2006 newsletter: "His work for Heartland has been outstanding. The protection and advancement of our Customer's [sic] public power system requires constant attention and Denny Duncan provides that service at the highest level." Coincidence! Dennis Duncan's law firm had somebody had someone giving the Madville Times constant attention last spring as they trolled my blog to lobby for TransCanada.

Update 2008.10.24: Dennis and Drew Duncan have also each donated $250 to Olson's Senate campaign. (Marie Duncan, who shares Dennis'S P.O. box, also chipped in $200). Olson takes money from lobbyists? Again, gasp! I wonder who's telling whom how to vote now.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Madison Chamber Candidates Forum: Parsley vs. Olson

Whoo-hoo! I'm back from the candidates' forum sponsored by the Madison Chamber of Commerce. Sorry I couldn't live blog—no public signal available at the Madison High School auditorium (boy, I pay thousands of tax dollars, and all I get is this free public education).

But here are my notes on the candidates' responses. I'll hold back from commentary tonight (although it's really, really hard!) and just give you the straight answers, as best as I was able to transcribe them. I'll post commentary tomorrow, along with videos of the candidates' opening and closing statements tomorrow. Enjoy!

First up: Q&A with District 8 State Senate candidates Republican Russell Olson and Democrat Scott Parsley.

Question 1: State revenues may be affected greatly with the current economic conditions. What state programs could afford to get less money if we have to tighten belts?
  • Olson: It's important to look for efficiencies. Last year I introduced HB 1240 to make DMV self-sufficient for first time since inception. We don't always have to cut funding.
  • Parsley: First, we need to not panic: we can't be sure where things are going. Governor Rounds has come out to say we may need cuts, but the state investment manager says don't panic. One area to cut: state government has grown at rate of 5-5.5% over past few years, faster than other areas of gov't in SD. Let's tighten belts there! We can also help agencies become more self-sufficient without raising fees on users.
Question 2: What differentiates you from your opponent?
  • Parsley: Olson talks about education. He says he voted for a $21 million dollar budget increase for education that his fellow District 8 legislators Gassman and Sutton voted against. Thing is, they voted against it because it offered a 2.5% increase, and that's not enough. I agree: that's not enough! We also differ on action on renewable energy and developing incentives. I've worked with the governor and drafted legislation that has actually passed and is helping.
  • Olson: The main thing is experience. I've actually served for two years in the Legislature, responded to e-mails, attended cracker barrels, taken calls from constituents on nights and weekends. Parsley's experience in Pierre and Washington is as a lobbyist and special interest. Lobbyists tell people how to vote; legislators listen and serve.
Question 3: Everyone running says they want to increase funding for education. How would you do it?
  • Olson: That's the “million-dollar question”; in tight economic times, we have to find ways to do more with what we have. I'll introduce an energy bill to allow schools to use capital outlay to pay energy bills (fuel, electricity). For example, in Chester that would free up $67K in general fund that could be used to raise teacher pay.
  • Parsley: I disagree with Russ: it's a “billion-dollar question.” Using reserve funds to pay for fuel? Those are local tax dollars, not state dollars. That approach doesn't do anything to increase the state's share of education. The state has trust funds set up to fund education. We currently pull 4% from the education enhancement fund. It has an extra $100M. There are other trust funds we could use for education. Maybe it's time to reprioritize. State Treasurer Vern Larson just reported the state has lots of funds available.
Question 4: Economy down, poverty up: what measures do you support to help people in need?
  • Parsley: We have more two-income families, more uninsured children than any other state in country. We need to look at how we're spending money now, reprioritize to provide (for instance) good nutrition and health care for kids so they can do better in school.
  • Olson: We have to educate citizenry on prioritizing their spending. We truly have a group of people who are uninsured and can't afford health insurance and good food, but there is a group in our state who don't give nutrition and health insurance priority above plasma TV, cell phones, cable. Take care of family first, luxuries second.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Herseth Sandlin, Parsley, Fargen, Lange Talk Renewable Energy: Video!

As promised, here's video from this afternoon's forum on renewable energy at the Madison Public Library!

1: Herseth Sandlin offers an overview on what's going on at the federal level on renewable energy:



2: Parsley discusses the $5-million incentives gap for wind energy between South Dakota and our neighbors (we're on the short end, folks) and legislation he will propose if elected to close that gap and "jump start" the wind industry:



3: Fargen discusses his work to promote ethanol and blender pumps:



4: Lange emphasizes the disparity between the efforts other states are making and what we are doing, says South Dakota needs to "get with it!"

Herseth Sandlin, Parsley, Lange, and Fargen Talk Renewable Energy in Madison

Congresswoman Stephanie Herseth Sandlin came to Madison today to host a public forum on renewable energy. Our District 8 Legislative candidates—Scott Parsley, Mitch Fargen, and Gerry Lange—joined her to talk about what we can do at the state and federal levels to help America kick its oil addiction and get safer, cleaner energy from our own renewable resources. I'll have some video of the candidates' opening remarks up later today; for now, here are some notes from the general discussion:

—Scott Parsley captures the paradox of the day: In response to a question about the difficulties of making incentives for wind power happen, Parsley says, "One of the good things about South Dakota when you look at things like this is that we don't have many taxes. One of the bad things about South Dakota when you look at things like this is, we don't have many taxes."

—Herseth Sandlin notes that other states in our region have moved ahead of us. She suggests that South Dakota needs to adopt a renewable energy standard analogous to the federal renewable fuels standards.

—Renewable energy initial costs are higher, says Parsley; that's why we have to maintain the renewable energy tax credit and support these new industries as they work to become competitive with established industries. Energy in general is cheap in South Dakota, which makes wind a harder sell. But in other parts of the country, energy is more expensive, meaning wind is financially more attractive. That's another reason it's important to build transmission lines to get our South Dakota wind power out to other markets.

—Fargen noted that he runs his Taurus on E-30 and actually gets 2–3 miles per gallon better mileage on E-30 than he does on E-10! Fargen mentions American Coalition of Ethanol studies that have found similar mileage advantages for E-30 and E-40 over E-10. He also notes that he's saving money per mile. E-85, he admits, will get lower mileage, but the cost savings will offset.

—Herseth Sandlin reminds us the "food versus fuel" argument was pushed by big grocery interests and Big Oil to "ruin the reputation of ethanol." It took time for Herseth Sandlin and her colleagues to debunk those scare tactics, but she thinks she's been successful in setting those ethanol opponents back. She also reminds us that John McCain repeated last night that he would eliminate ethanol subsidies and lift the tariff on sugar-cane-based ethanol from Brazil. Herseth Sandlin says we need a President Obama to work with the Democratic Congress to support ethanol.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Parsley vs. Olson on Wind Energy: Analysis from Madison AAUW Forum

Wow! There's a lot to cover from the AAUW District 8 legislative candidates' forum here in Madison last night. I'll try to break it down by Senate and House race and by issues. You can read my straight notes on all the candidates' statements, with no commentary, in last night's posts.

First, let's look at the senate candidates' responses to the final question of the night, "What have you done to promote wind power?"

On this question, Russell Olson and Scott Parsley both can speak with authority as employees of electric power companies. Olson's company, Heartland, is dedicating the Wessington Springs farm next week and is working with the various green power outfits over in Howard. Parsley cited his experience at East River, working on the first wind turbine project in South Dakota (in Chamberlain) and developing incentives for counties.

Olson, the only sitting legislator among the candidates, should have been able to wield a further advantage by citing legislation he has supported (and, one would hope, passed). Indeed, Olson went that direction, citing three pieces of legislation he co-sponsored: HB 1123, HCR 1010, and HB 1184.
  • Olson was one of 74 co-sponsors of HB 1123, which was really a piece of legislative fluff, a toothless bill setting a voluntary objective of getting 10% of South Dakota's electricity from renewable and recycled energy sources by 2015. The only concrete action required by HB 1123 was more paperwork from retailers of electric power.
  • HCR 1010 was a mere resolution on biofuels, passed almost unanimously but achieving as much as the other resolutions on the legislative agenda—i.e., nothing. (Resolutions are like the Happy Dollar statements the Kiwanis make at their meetings... but without the dollars.)
  • HB 1184, as Olson acknowledged, got tabled in committee, as it was "gobbled up" by HB 1320, the Governor's bill providing tax incentives for wind energy.
All three examples cited by Olson did indeed "promote" wind energy, but no more than the blog posts you read here: positive talk raising awareness, but no concrete action. Not much of an advantage for the freshman legislator.

Parsley perhaps surprised some listeners by showing he's been as involved in wind power legislation as the sitting legislator in the room, if not more so. Parsley noted that rural electric coops, including East River, have developed some of the legislation on wind power that Pierre has considered. That includes participating in crafting HB 1320 (PDF—see pp. 14–15), the tax incentive bill that passed this year. While Olson's HB 1184 was getting tabled, Parsley was working with the Governor's office to close the incentives gap between South Dakota and other states. Parsley said he was hoping to close that gap by $10 million; the final legislation closed it by $5 million. And don't forget, Parsley is a Democrat, talking about reaching a successful compromise with a Republican administration.

So while both candidates have industry experience with wind power, it was Parsley, not Olson, who was able to talk about achieving bipartisan compromise and achieving practical results.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Politicians Parade, Pitch Pops, Pencils, Platforms!

Madison's Main Street enjoyed its highest politico-population density rating of the year Saturday morning, as all sorts of candidates found their way to town for Dakota State University's "Trojan Days" homecoming parade (Trojans—you know, those bad dudes in the Iliad!).

Below are some photos of some local and visiting pols who marched Main Street. We had great marching bands, too—for video of the mighty Bulldog band plus musicians from Chester, Howard, and other area schools, see musical coverage at RealMadison.org.

Mom Power! Democratic District 8 Senate candidate Scott Parsley smiles and shows off his secret campaign weapon: his mother Mary! Behind them, Lake County Democratic Party chair Joan Stamm is also smiling, thanks to all the donations pouring into the Dems' cash box. (Look out, GOP—we're catching up!)


Democratic District 8 House veteran and candidate Gerry Lange has the Lake Herman blog vote locked down; can the rest of District 8 be far behind?


Here's Dan Bohl, city commissioner, new blogger, and candidate for Lake County Commissioner, making sure no child is left without high blood sugar. (Note also the cool Lego float by the Madison Community Hospital!)


Hotfoot GOP Senate candidate Joel Dykstra either ran out of candy or doesn't want to get caught in front of the new Lake County Democrat headquarters.


DSU Foundation President and Lake County Commission candidate Chris Giles—maybe at parades, we need to call them candy-dates...


Here's Colman-Egan English teacher Val Parsley, working the crowd for her husband Scott and few of our other favorite Dems. (And yes, kids, your homework is still due Monday morning.)


Matt McLarty, Democratic candidate for the Public Utilities Commission—when even the PUC candidate makes time for the parade, you know he's serious!


Mad about Madison— Democratic District 8 House candidate Mitch Fargen is having a great time at the parade (and he's going knocking on doors afterward!).


My favorite zoning officer, Deb Reinicke, isn't running for anything... She just looks really cool on that bike. You sure you want to make a fuss about that building permit, tough guy?


Republican District 8 House candidate Patricia Stricherz and her husband march the parade route. They're both Army—this Main Street march ain't nothin' for vets like them!


GOP District 8 Senate candidate Russell Olson stops by Dems HQ for some opposition research....


Hey! Jerry Johnson (GOP D-8 House candidate)! Toss some candy this way! (I know, I sound like a typical liberal, expecting treats from government... but those Tootsie Rolls are good!)


I know, it's not much better than that famous Roger Patterson film of Bigfoot, but really, off in the distance, that's the missing half of Chris Lien's face! (Inset: the Lien Machine!)


No politician here... but it's nice to see the automatic pilot from Airplane! has found a new career at East River.


Hey, there's Robb Graham's 160-mpg hybrid. (His mileage is improving!) But if you think that's impressive...


Now that's a hybrid! The engineer who came up with this idea should run for office! ;-)

District 8 Candidate Videos from South Dakota Public Broadcasting Online!

Hooray for South Dakota Public Broadcasting! They have added the District 8 candidate videos to their Election '08 archive. SDPB invited every State House and Senate candidate to the studio this summer to tape a brief statement to the voters. The U.S. House and Senate candidates also got invites.

SDPB is playing the videos Friday nights at 9:30. But just in case your football game runs long and you miss you favorite candidates, SDPB is also putting the videos online.

As a special treat for the home crowd, below you can watch all five District 8 candidate videos. Wait—five? We've got Scott Parsley, Russell Olson, Gerry Lange, Mitch Fargen, Jerry Johnson... where's Patricia Stricherz? Didn't my favorite new Republican of the year find a moment to get down to Vermillion for two minutes of free TV air time? That may not bode well for the campaign.

Scott Parsley:









Russell Olson:









Gerry Lange:









Mitch Fargen:










Jerry Johnson:








Monday, September 22, 2008

Olson Surges on KJAM Poll! Parsley Partisans, to the Rescue!

Now that the kids at Credit Soup are done bringing Russ Olson's website into conformity with the corporate style sheet, they've apparently had time to get back to KJAM's online poll on the District 8 Senate race between Russ and my man Scott Parsley. Either that, or it took, three days for the PP bump to kick in. Whatever the cause, as of 09:16, Russ is back on top, 52% to 48%.

Come on, Pat: is that the best you and your District 7 interlopers can do for your pal Russ? ;-)

Rally the troops, fellow Parsley supporters! If you want real change, if you want real action on renewable energy, if you want real bipartisan spirit instead of a one-party system... or heck, if you just want to have fun with KJAM's poll numbers, get over to KJAM and vote for Scott!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Online Poll War: Parsley Partisans Stave Off DWC Invaders

24 hours ago, District 8 faced its gravest threat: an invasion from District 7! Noting my Friday morning update on the KJAM online poll on the District 8 Senate race between my pal Scott Parsley and PP's pal Russ Olson, the dean of Dakota War College exhorted his followers to go to KJAM's website and pump up Russ's numbers.

To review: on Thursday, Olson led Parsley 3–1. After the Madville Times called readers' attention to this clearly skewed number, Friday morning's numbers showed Parsley in the lead, 57.7% to 42.3%.

24 hours later, after PP's call to arms?


As of 8:35 CDT, Parsley holds the lead, 57.9% to 42.1%.

[permit me one moment of uncharacteristic macho B.S.]:

Boo-yah! Stick that in your Influence Meter and smoke it!

[there, that's out of my system.]

I love the Internet. This is so fun! Good game, PP! Now let's see how the real game plays out....

Friday, September 19, 2008

Poll War! Poll War! Defend District 8 Against Outside Influence Peddlers!

...with more outside influence peddlers! ;-)

Pat Powers is calling on his readers to rush to the defense of his chum Russ in the KJAM District 8 Senate poll. Pat Powers, from Brookings. That's District 7... where Pat Powers, master campaigner, got beat 72% to 28%. I really hope PP is giving Russ lots of campaign advice.

PP also takes a moment for some name-teasing, too. "Mr. Basil and Mr. Paprika...." Cute. We'll send you a consolation spice rack when District 8 sends Russ home in November.

But o.k., let's rumble! PP, you call your friends, we'll call ours. Epp, Feld,... heck, I'll bet I can even get Sibby to help the Parsley campaign, since any friend of PP's must be an enemy of the Sibbyocracy.

As goes District 8, so goes the state! the nation! the planet! Charge!

Hey, KJAM, where's my commission for driving traffic to your site?

Those Darn Madville Times Readers Skewing Polls...

So 24 hours ago, the KJAM poll shows District 8 GOP Senate candidate Russell Olson leading Democrat Scott Parsley 3 to 1. The Madville Times notes this fact. 24 hours later:

The poll is still up, so whether you work for CreditSoup or East River, whether you like the status quo or real change, stop by KJAM's website, let 'em know what you think!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

KJAM Polling District 8 Olson-Parsley Senate Race

KJAM has replaced its online presidential poll* with a poll on the District 8 Senate race between Republican Russell Olson and Democrat Scott Parsley. The current tally (as of 08:10 CDT):


Of course, when the Olson campaign staff is at their computers all day at CreditSoup, should we be surprised? ;-)

(*Last I saw before KJAM switched to the District 8 race, McCain was leading Obama 55–45.)